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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Aktiviti Paranormal untuk bersarapan

Pagi tu sepatutnya budak-budak 4 line ni kene pergi ke dewan untuk raptai yang berikutnya. Tapi di sebabkan
sarapan tidak disediakan untuk raptai pagi itu, Brader Cerpelai, Brader Pola suku kata, Brader Kuncup
dan saya telah nekad untuk bersarapan di kedai Tiga warna. Cuma Brader Ucu sahaja yang tidak ikut kerana demam pada pagi itu.
Saya tidak pasti dia demam sebab apa.

“Ini tak boleh jadi, keadilan perlu dituntut!” kata saya pada diri sendiri.

“Betul tu. Kalau benda ni berterusan, kita mungkin menghadapi masalah kebuluran.” balas saya pada diri sendiri penuh bersemangat.

Saya mengangguk dan senyum persis setan.

Saya membuat panggilan telefon kepada Brader Cerpelai a.k.a Panglima Garang untuk mengetahui lokasi mereka.

"Cepat sikit der. Kitaorang menyorok belakang kereta kau!" Brader Cerpelai bersuara cemas.

Dalam keadaan mencangkung Brader Cerpelai membuat isyarat supaya saya datang cepat.
Saya menjeling tajam. Kami ingin menjalankan satu operasi bersepadu berani mati.
Ianya berpunca dari ketidakadilan pihak tertentu tidak menyediakan sarapan pagi.
Air pun tidak ditawarkan. Terasa hati betul kami ketika itu. Kami bukan pelarian.
Kami hanya pekerja yang mungkin pada masa depan dapat mengubah landskap politik negara.
Macam mana kami nak jadi pekerja cemerlang kalau dilayan sebegitu?
Setelah berpakat, kami mengambil keputusan kering untuk menjalankan aktiviti paranormal.
Tanpa persediaan rapi, kami bergegas ke tapak operasi tanpa rasa serba salah. Malang nasib saya ketika itu
kerana bergerak agak lambat. Saya terpaksa merangkak gaya rambo untuk merentasi beberapa biji kereta untuk tiba di kereta saya
bagi mengelak dari dilihat oleh individu tertentu.

Baru sahaja saya hendak merangkak. Ada seorang brader dengan baik hati menawarkan saya untuk tumpang kereta beliau setelah sakit
mata memandang saya tertunduk-tunduk hendak merentasi kereta.
Setelah tiba di kereta, beliau sempat berpesan pada saya supaya jalan baik-baik. Baik sungguh brader itu.

“Cepat, wei” panggil Brader Cerpelai. Suara disayup-sayupkan untuk lebih dramatik.

Saya bergegas ke kereta saya. Dari celah tingkap, saya terlihat kereta brader tadi meluncur laju tanpa menghiraukan kami.
Ianya memang dalan jangkauan saya. Brader itu memang brader. Dalam keadaan panas pagi sebegitu,
kami bergerak ke kedai tiga warna. Saya hanya memandu kereta tanpa bersuara. Hanya kedengaran suara-suara brader-brader
tidak berpuas hati di belakang. Saya hanya mendengar tanpa memberi respon.
Saya cuma berharap diorang tak buat perangai duduk tepi tingkap sambil panggil awek-awek tepi jalan.

Setibanya kami di kedai tiga warna. Saya terdiam seribu bahasa. Memang tempat brader-brader.
Brader Pola suku kata yang perkenalkan kepada saya tempat itu. Saya hanya diam seribu bahasa ketika
masuk ke kedai makan tersebut.

Ini adalah pengalaman yang tidak akan saya lupakan. Petang itu sewaktu pulang ke rumah, tiba tiba saya nampak pelangi.
Terus saya berlari sambil tangan dalam poket. Orang cakap kalau tunjuk jari dekat pelangi, tangan boleh kudung.





    

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS & The main causes of liver damage

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS


1. No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.


2. Overeating

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.


3. Smoking

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.


4. High Sugar consumption

Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing
malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution

The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air
decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain
efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation

Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the
death of brain cells.



7. Head covered while sleeping

Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and

decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness

Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of
the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts

Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may
cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely

Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.

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The main causes of liver damage are:

1.
Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2.
Not urinating in the morning.
3.
Too much eating.
4.
Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6.
Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring , and artificial
    sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible
reduce cooking oil use
    when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not
    consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8.
Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished
in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt
a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time
condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary
chemicals according to "schedule."


Because :


Evening at 9 - 11
PM : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals
(detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should
be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in
an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their
homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1 am :
is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should
be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3 am :
detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep
sleep state.



Early morning 3 - 5 am :
detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be
a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process
had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.



Morning 5 - 7am :
detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9 am :
absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30 am , for those who are
sick. Breakfast before 7:30 am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those
who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to
eat breakfast late until 9 - 10 am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to
4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow
produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.



DO TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH

Thursday, October 7, 2010

My Baby

Panduan pemakanan untuk kempiskan perut.

Perut yang kempis memang menjadi idaman setiap orang. Dalam entry sebelum ini telah saya terangkan bagaimana saya melalui hidup dalam berjuang untuk mendapatkan perut yang
kempis malah berotot. Namun cara untuk mendapatkannya adalah bukan suatu perkara yang sangat mudah. Ianya memerlukan penjagaan, pemikiran dan matlamat yang tinggi. Terus terang saya katakan
anda tidak perlu menghabiskan wang yang banyak untuk mendapatkan bentuk badan yang di idamkan. Hanya dengan menjalankan aktiviti seharian, anda akan berjaya mengatasi masalah
perut buncit. Baiklah, disini saya akan terangkan terlebih dahulu cara menghindari lemak. Mudah-mudahan tips ini dapat dijadikan panduan oleh pembaca.
Apakah punca terjadinya lemak? Kolesterol? Apa itu kolesterol? Kita perlu sedar bahawa kolesterol berpunca dari pola pemakanan yang tidak sihat
dan sering terjadi kepada golongan umur yang masih muda dan sihat. Jadi, apakah makanan yang mengandungi kolesterol?

Kita perlu perhatikan kembali piramid makanan. Saya akan huraikan satu persatu bahagian yang yang perlu dielakkan, dikurangkan dan dilebihkan.

1. Amalkan makanan jenis kekacang dan bijiran. sekurang-kurangnya 2-3 sajian sayur-sayuran, ulam ulaman dan 2-3 sajian buah-buahan setiap hari.
2. Kurangkan masakan berlemak dan berminyak; Banyakkan masakan berebus dan berkukus.
3. Amalkan sajian kurang masin dan kurang manis.
4. Makan buah-buahan sekurang-kurangnya 2-3 jenis setiap hari. Ini penting untuk kesihatan yang baik dan mengelakkan penyakit.
5. Ikan dan hasil tenusu mengandungi zat protein ianya penting untuk pertumbuhan dan pembaikan tisu badan. Makan satu hidangan sekurang-kurangnya dua kali sehari.
6. Amalkan makan daging dan ayam seminggu sekali.
7. Makan dengan banyak sayur-sayuran, sekurang-kurangnya semangkuk atau lebih pada waktu makan tengahari atau malam.
8. Gunakan lemak, garam dan gula dalam kuantiti yang sedikit sahaja dalam makanan dan minuman.
9. Nasi dan bijiran. Ianya mengandungi vitamin, galian, serabut dan tenaga. Makanlah dengan sederhana setiap hari tapi elok memilih makanan yang banyak
mengandungi serat seperti beras merah, roti, biskut dan ubi.

Harus diingat, dengan menjaga pemakanan dengan betul dapat menghindarkan lemak di perut. Saya juga pernah melalui saat-saat ketika diawal percubaan
saya untuk mengawal corak pemakanan saya. Saya telah menjalani kehidupan yang berlainan dari norma biasa. Ini sangat perlu kerana sikap prihatin yang penuh ketelitian terhadap setiap
makanan yang di ambil dapat membantu membuang lemak. Elakkan makanan ringan. Terutama makanan segera. Dan yang penting untuk menghasilkan otot, amalkan bersenam setiap hari.
Perut buncit biasanya terjadi kerana berpunca dari pelbagai sebab, seperti misalnya ada penumpuan lemak sekitar perut
atau kerana proses kehamilan setelah beranak tetapi bentuk perut tidak kembali seperti bentuk asal. Ini tidak bermaksud terdapat gangguan pada kesihatan tapi kita harus
mencari penyebab lain, seandainya ada gangguan kesihatan. Biasanya selain dari kerana kandungan, perut buncit boleh juga disebabkan oleh gangguan organ organ dalam
perut (abdomen), misalnya: hati, atau adanya tumor didalam perut. Ini bermaksud perut yang buncit tidak semestinya berpunca dari akibat terlalu banyak makan. Ia juga boleh berpunca
dari masalah dalam perut. Bagi yang menghadapi masalah ini perlu mendapatkan nasihat dari doktor atau pakar dalam perubatan.

Terdapat banyak lagi tips untuk membuang lemak tanpa menggunakan ubat-ubatan
CARA KURUS TANPA UBAT_UBATAN

Jika anda memerlukan panduan untuk kuruskan badan anda boleh mengikuti blog berikut.
SAYA NAK KURUS

Yang paling penting, kawal apa yang dimakan dan banyakkan bergerak.

Semoga berjaya!

Next Entry



Blood groups and you / personaliti melalui Kumpulan darah


Did You Know?

 
Blood type and Rh
How many people have it?
O +
40 %
O -
7 %
A +
34 %
A -
6 %
B +
8 %
B -
1 %
AB +
3 %
AB -
1 %

 
Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?


According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A
You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax
TYPE B
You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

You Can Receive
If Your Type Is
O-
O+
B-
B+
A-
A+
AB-
AB+
AB+
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
AB-
YES
 
YES
 
YES
YES
 
 
A+
YES
YES
 
 
YES
YES
 
 
A-
YES
 
 
 
YES
 
 
 
B+
YES
YES
YES
YES
 
 
 
 
B-
YES
 
YES
 
 
 
 
 
O+
YES
YES
 
 
 
 
 
 
O-
YES
 
 
 
 
 
 





Wednesday, October 6, 2010

FOUR THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO



There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can
actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do
with it:


FIRST
:
Emergency.
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your
mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialledeven if the keypad is locked. Try it out.


SECOND
:
Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock
button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!'


THIRD
:
Hidden Battery Power.
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart
with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.


FOURTH
:
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them
this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people
stealing mobile phones.

Also -ATM   PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234, then you would put
in 4321. The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the
police will be immediately dispatched to the location. This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because people just don't know about it. Pleasepass
'THIS' along to everyone.

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New method of kidnapping women

 Please take a minute to read this. This is very scary and could happen to any of us.. Seems like very nice thing people do for one another can be perverted.
 
 A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart survivor:
 About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written  the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she
 might warn other women.

 The previous day, this woman had finished shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat.
  She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat. A nice man dressed in a business suit and carrying a briefcase walked up to
 her and said, 'I noticed you're changing a flat tire. Would you like me to take care of it for you?'

 The woman was grateful for his offer and accepted his help. They chatted amiably while the man changed the flat, and then put the flat tire and the jack in the trunk, shut it and dusted his hands off..

 The woman thanked him profusely, and as she was about to get in her car, the man told her that he left his car around on the other side of the mall, and asked if she would mind giving him a lift to his car.

 She was a little surprised and she asked him why his car was on other side.

 He explained that he had seen an old friend in the mall that he hadn't seen for some time and they had a bite to eat, visited for a while,  and he got turned around in the mall and left through the wrong exit, and now he was running late.

 The woman hated to tell him 'no' because he had just rescued her from having to change her flat tire all by herself, but she felt uneasy. (Trust that gut feeling!)

 Then she remembered seeing the man put his briefcase in her trunk before shutting it and before he asked her for a ride to his car.

 She told him that she'd be happy to drive him around to his car, But she just remembered one last thing she needed to buy (Smart woman!!)

 She said she would only be a few minutes; he could sit down in her carand wait for her; she would be as quick as she could be
 
 She hurried into the mall, and told a security guard what had happened, the guard came out to her car with her, but the man hadleft. They opened the trunk, took out his locked briefcase and took itdown to the police station.

 The police opened it (ostensibly to look for ID so they could returnit to the man). What they found was rope, duct tape, and knives. When the police checked her 'flat' tire, there was nothing wrong with it; the air had simply been let out. It was obvious what the man's
 intention was, and obvious that he had carefully thought it out inadvance. The woman was blessed to have escaped harm.

 How much worse it would have been if she had children with her and had them wait in the car while the man fixed the tire, or if she had a baby strapped into a car seat? Or if she'd gone against her judgment
 and given him a lift?

 I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life.
 
 A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the ladies only; but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.., you may want to pass it on to them, as well....

 Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that The world we live in has a lot of crazies in it. Better to be safe than sorry.

Human Body! Very informative!




It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg.
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will have finished by now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.  
           
             
   
   

Thursday, September 30, 2010

DiGi iPhone 4 Me

Aku bukan nak cerita pasal kawan-kawan aku.
Tapi aku nak cerita pasal zaman waktu aku mula-mula pakai henfon dulu-dulu.
Mak bapak aku tak pernah belikan aku henfon untuk aku.
Ye la, keluarga aku bukan orang senang pun.
Sehari pun dapat duit belanja 20 sen je.
Alhamdulillah. Ada juga duit belanja.

Henfon pertama yang aku dapat ialah dari Eddy. Sepupu aku.
Dia yang bagi Nokia 3310 dekat aku. Henfon Nokia yang berwarna merah tu,
terpaksa pakai getah sebab bahagian belakang tempat letak bateri dia dah longgar
dan kerap terjatuh dari poket berulang kali.
Masa tu aku baru je habis SPM. Pakai dalam dua tahun, last-last rosak terus.

Lepas tu, aku jadi pengguna telefon awam yang setia selama beberapa tahun.
Waktu tu aku mula kenal dengan Munir. Dia ni budak Kachi.
Kachi ni kira macam team budak basikal la. Tak silap aku Kachi ni ada juga budak motor dengan kereta.
Aku tengok geng budak Kachi ni 'macam gempak' sebab tiap-tiap hari lepak dewan buat skill.
Siap ada sticker dengan T-shirt lagi. Masing-masing siap pakai Nokia Butterfly. Kira Henfon paling canggih masa tu.
Diaorang dapat duit beli henfon melalui upah buat performance dekat majlis-majlis atau event.
Cemburu sebenar nya aku. Jadi aku pun pasang matlamat untuk buat team Goofy (watak anjing dalam Disney).
Apa? Ingat korang je yang ada team?

Jadi bermulalah kisah kehidupan aku sebagai ahli Goofy.
Aku bersama rakan sepersetanan, Marwan, memulakan strategi.
Kitorang meronda-ronda kawasan Taman Shahab dan Mergong untuk mencari mangsa penculikan.
Motorsikal Honda bulat Marwan ditunggang. Aku jadi rider, Wan duduk belakang senyap-senyap.
Dalam setengah jam, kami berdua dah dapat ahli dalam 4 orang.
Magic tak? David Blaine pun belum tentu boleh buat magic macam aku.
Apa team aku boleh buat?

Kami telah tubuhkan satu band muzik. Kira kumpulan underground jugalah.
Peralatan muzik kami pakai bapa Marwan punya. Bapa dia ada bilik khas untuk geng-geng dia
buat rehearsal sebelum ke majlis-majlis yang diadakan.
Motif utama aku tubuhkan kumpulan ni pun sebab nak kumpul duit buat beli henfon.

Percaya atau tidak, hujung tahun tu aku berjaya beli henfon Sony Ericson yang berkamera. K508i.
Kira bangga habis aku waktu mula-mula pakai henfon tu. Lama juga aku pakai henfon tu.
Lepas tu aku mula berkerja dan berkemampuan. Jadi aku terus beli henfon Nokia flip. Aku tak ingat
nama dia. Lagi Up-to-Date. Boleh GPRS. Tangkap gambar nampak jelas. Hampir setiap hari aku
membelek-belek henfon tu. Tak jemu-jemu.




Jadi sekarang ni aku tengah cuba nak dapatkan I-Phone 4 secara percuma dari Digi. Kenapa aku nak I-Phone 4?
Tak payah cerita banyak. I-Phone 4 memang gempak habis. Grafik pun memang cun. Ada 3G call. Best!
Dan yang paling penting boleh tulis entry blog guna iPhone 4. Hahahaha! Gempak tak?

P/S: Mana pergi pun aku tak tau henfon Nokia mearah turun-temurun dari Eddy..?

Gula-gula

Perjalanan pulang dari Tesco Ampang memang macam palat. Sepatutnya ambik masa dalam 15 minit je,
tapi disebabkan orang-orang KL ni dah mampu beli kereta sendiri, masa perjalanan bertambah jadi 60 minit.
Program kongsi kenderaan yang kerajaan promosikan waktu saya sekolah rendah dulu, dah tak diendahkan.
Inilah manusia zaman sekarang, sanggup menghadap jalan yang jam yang boleh buat muka orang berkerut-kerut
sebab nak tahan berak, padahal rumah jauh dekat Rawang sana. Kalau ternampak ada pemandu muka tak
keruan tu, kau orang dah boleh baca apa yang dia buat. Adat lah kan? Siapa suruh tak nak kongsi kereta?
Kalau kongsi kereta boleh berak dalam seluar ke?

Biasa nya saya akan layan lagu untuk hilangkan bosan. Tutup tingkap rapat-rapat, dan melalak macam dekat Karok.
Orang keliling ada yang pandang, tapi saya peduli apa. Bulan-bulan saya bayar duit kereta sendiri.
Tapi kalau ada awek yang tengok lepas tu tersengih-sengih, sempat jugak saya senyum dan kenyit mata.
Pernah sekali, saya baru je pandang seorang awek ni, dia terus tunjuk jari tengah dia dekat saya.
saya pun tunjuk kan ke'kreatif'an dengan membuat bentuk bulat menggunakan jari saya.
Menggelabah awek tu pandang tempat lain. saya ke depan sikit, nampak dia tengah tunjuk-tunjuk dekat saya.
Dekat sebelah dia ada seorang laki, saya tak tahu tu suami dia atau pakwe dia.
Laki tu buat muka ketat je tengok saya.  Kalau berani turun lah bro, gua berani hadap lah.
Nasib baik brader tu tak turun. Kalau tak mahu saya sprint 100 meter dekat MRR2 tu.

Petang tu Amir Otai call ajak lepak makan minum malam ni. Ikut hati malas saya nak keluar memandangkan penat
dalam kesesakan lalu lintas petang tadi belum habis. Hati kawan kene jaga beb!

Malam tu sampai di sebuah kedai makan, tempatnya terpaksa saya rahsiakan.
Amir Otai memanggil seorang waiter di situ.
Saya nampak yang waiter tu agak cergas tak menentu. Budak waiter ambik order dekat kami.
Lepas 5 minit, waiter tu datang hantar makanan and minuman, tapi untuk Amir Otai je.
Terus saya tanya mana saya punya makanan dan minuman. Budak waiter tu cakap yang dia lupa.
Saya dah mula syak sesuatu.

Selepas makanan saya sampai, saya terus perhatikan budak waiter tu.
budak waiter tu jalan ulang alik depan kitaorang lebih dari 10 kali.
Lepas tu budak waiter tu jadi agak pemurah dengan menegur semua customer yang ada dekat kedai tu.

“Aku rasa that waiter dah 'telan' lah” saya inform Amir Otai.
“Yeah! Gua pun rasa macam tu.” jawab Amir Otai.
“Aku nak tanya dia lah, boleh ke?” tanya saya dekat Amir Otai.
“Lu jangan buat hal lah. Lantak lah dia nak telan ke tak.” larang Amir Otai dekat saya untuk tidak mengeruhkan keadaan.
Selesai makan, saya nekad nak tanya dekat budak waiter tu. Jadi kami panggil budak waiter tu suruh kira.

“RM 10.50 je” budak waiter tu inform kita orang. Amir Otai terus hulur money.
“Berapa banyak lu telan?” tanya saya berani mati.
Budak waiter tu buat muka bangang depan kami macam tak tahu apa-apa.
Lepas tu budak waiter tu terus pergi untuk ambik balance. Waktu nak bagi duit balance tu, budak waiter tu inform dekat saya.

“Kalau nak, bagitau la.” budak waiter tu offer dekat saya.
“Cover line sikit bro. Ni Malaysia, bukan macam tempat asal saya, Spain!” jawab saya untuk ingatkan dia.

P/S: Senang sangat nak dapat, macam beli gula-gula!

C.I.N.T.A itu rabun

Mat Jon adalah seorang lelaki kebanyakan macam orang lain juga. Mat Jon bekerja sebagai pemandu van di sebuah kilang berhampiran kawasan perkampungan saya. Bukan minat Mat Jon untuk memandu van ni. Minat Mat Jon lebih kepada menjadi anak seni. Minat yang menjadi kegilaan ramai orang muda zaman sekarang ni.

“Woi, lepak mamak jom!” mesej ringkas Mat Jon kepada saya.

“Awal lagi dol. Lewat sikit lah.” balas saya.

“Ala, jom lah. Aku nak tengok AF.” rayu Mat Jon.

“Pergi mampus!” balas saya.

Tak dapat masuk Akademi Fantasia pun takpe, janji dapat AFundi. Kira masih terlibat secara tidak langsung dalam program tu. Ada kes, Mat Jon hampir mengalirkan air mata bila dapat berita Bob Mesra terkeluar dari saingan.

“Kau tengok orang Malaysia ni, pandang paras rupa je. Orang saiz macam aku dengan Bob ni, tak ada pun nak sokong.” bebel Mat Jon tak tentu hala.

Pantang diajak karaoke, Mat Jon akan bersetuju tanpa usul periksa. Tu belum kira undangan menyanyi di majlis kahwin, Mat Jon tidak sesekali akan melepaskan mikrofon di tangan. Pernah hampir terjadi perang saudara untuk memaksa Mat Jon melepaskan mikrofon. Tapi bagi Mat Jon itu semua dugaan untuk menjadi anak seni. Cekal sungguh hati Mat Jon.

Bukan kawan kawan tak nak sokong, tapi suara berudu lagi best, der! Dulu minat Mat Jon lebih kepada makan je. Punca dari anak dara Pak Tua Am cakap suara dia macam Broery Marantika, dah tiba tiba pulak dia nak jadi penyanyi. Macam gampang.

“Kalau lah aku jadi Jason Mraz...” kata Mat Jon mengelamun jauh.

“Hek Eleh. Muka sekangkang kera, ada hati nak jadi Jason Mraz” kata saya.

“Sekangkang kera? Kau sial lah” rajuk Mat Jon.

Semenjak dari itu, Mat Jon mengelak dari melepak dengan kawan kawan. Dengar kata, Mat Jon dah mempunyai Astro dan set karaoke sendiri di rumah. Tiada lagi kutukan bisa dari kawan kawan kalau melepak di rumah. Kalau mesej ajak lepak pun, Mat Jon akan membalas dengan alasan kepenatan bekerja. Kalau lalu depan rumah Mat Jon pukul 2 pagi, masih kedengaran lagu lagu Broery Marantika. Mat jon dah pandai menipu.

Tapi waktu balik Raya hari tu saya dengar minat Mat Jon kembali kepada makan. Segalanya kembali normal. Itu berpunca dari hari yang Mat Jon terima kad jemputan kahwin anak dara Pak Tua Am bulan Ogos itu hari. Betul kata oran tua tua, 'Cinta itu rabun'. 
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